Today we are celebrating the birth
of Him who saved our souls!
Jesus Christ, Kevin!
_______ Seriously ___ Who-
-The Three Holy Kings brought Him
their most precious presents!
But - why were they aware of his existence?
A shooting star shooted in slow motion for them.
__ Well __ Somehow __ Anyway-
Nowadays someone else brings the presents -
What does the Bishop of Myrna has to do with this?
The fat guy in the chimney, who
is bringing you your PRESENTS!
I had no idea they had chimne-
Well, I think - in the spirit of CHRISTMAS -
he shared his coke with someone else.
Oh, damn it Kevin.